Mark Rohrman did an epiosde of Bass Talk this morning. It went something like this:
"A bass player and his girlfriend decided to wait to make love until after they were married. Time went by and they tied the knot. On their wedding night, they went to a hotel and made love for the first time. Immediately afterwards, the woman burst into tears.
The bass player asked, 'What's wrong?'
The woman responded, 'You're a terrible lover!'
The bass player asked,
'How could you tell in just thirty seconds?"