Duke had Tom question me about the XXX drive-in theater, which used to be across the street from the house I grew up in. My mother said it made it sound like she let us watch porn...
Speaking of which, Mark's Bass Talk joke was as follows:
"This bass player comes down off of the stage after his last set one night and a girl walks up to him to introduce herself. "I'm Carmen," she said.
The bass player said, "That's a pretty name!"
"Yeah, I didn't like the name my parents gave me, so I named myself after two things I love; cars & men! What's your name?" she asked.
The bass player quickly replied, "Beersex."
