Chris Wallis made it funky in San Marcos tonight. I was there. I know just how funky it got. The was so much funk, people were slipping on it on the dance floor. So much funk that Eddie Baty had to relieve Chris Wallis for a few tunes so Chris could wash the funk off. Eddie then made it too sexy, what with his Pert shampoo smell and coy smile. Chris returned to the stage and proceeded to re-sexify it with his brand of awesome funk, while Eddie sexified the audience, with the help of Ian Lee.
And Pert shampoo.
It was a good night.
